My Resume

Although I wish to keep my true identity anonymous, you should know of the qualifications I have:

Name: Love Guru

Age - 23

Sex - Female (call me sexist, but a boy writing this? Really?) 

Experience

Boyfriends - 3

Flings - 3

One Night Stands - 1

Heartbreak - 2

Rejections - X ('X' stands for [so many times it would take me years to account for] by the way) 

Further Experience

Now, I will get into this in more detail later but to sum up, I have been advising friends, peers/acquaintances and sometimes even complete strangers on what to do with their relationship problems for years. Honestly, I think I was twelve when the advice started to roll off my tongue. So, I thought to myself, with the many years experience I have under my belt, I could provide a service. A free of charge service. Helping those in need of my help. And alas, here I am - The Love Guru is born.

Additional Information

I feel I owe you readers an explanation as to why I have decided to blog about my entire love life, in addition to giving advice. Well, where do I begin? I have always considered it important to consider the problems of others before your own, especially in regards to love. Sometimes we need to hear the experiences of others, because it forces us to put our lives into perspective - and that's how we learn. 

So guys, that's my resume. Tomorrow...the first official blog, where I will discuss common mistakes we all have a tendency to make in relationships. 

TLG